The advertising blurb for the ultra-thin fairtrade condoms states
An unusual and eye-catching fairly traded decoration that can be twisted round banisters or bed heads, bringing summer warmth to any season. Made with 6 bright felt flowers and twistable wire. Not to be used as a toy. Approximate length 100cm.
which, incidently, is exactly the same description that’s under the adjacent catalogue item: felt flower creepers :)